A man approaches his flight and get a seat next sale. It was a scheduled flight from London to Berlin. Then a woman occupies the seat beside him. That's when their worst fears come true
Hello! How are you? "The woman smiled as she sat down. And, more than a narrow greeting, it was worse. Her hips were so great that I could hardly sit. I could feel his huge hips against me.
When he could finally settle into the seat, he puts his arm around the central arm rests. All merged with others. Without realizing it, I slipped increasingly into the window. The remaining space is reduced every second. I closed my eyes and turned to the window.
There were no more chances. She leaned toward me and repeated his initial greeting, with a strange, squeaky voice cheerful. He felt his head cast a shadow on my face, and turned carefully.
"Hello," I said with an extra dose of boredom and an unmistakable hint of disgust.
My head was moving back to the window, so I cursed out of me the next two hours of discomfort, tightness and smell of sweat ... With this monster to me!
Then she nudged me with his meaty arm. "My name is Laura and I am from England. And you? Let me guess ... Japan "... So I hate both classic:" Hong Kong "... it was so direct barked back to me.
"Oh I'm sorry. It was my mistake. Sorry. "... The woman stretched his leg ..." If fate has been unleashed to spend the next two hours together, and we should get along, do not you think? "
He waved his hand in circles in front of my face. Reluctantly and without a word, I nodded.
But all these little adversity did not wrest enthusiasm. Quite the contrary ... With great ambition, insisting start a conversation. After two minutes, I knew that was his third flight to Berlin and the visit friends locally made her happy. It also had a list of things I wanted to buy for students in their class. It was an elementary school teacher in Waldorf. His life was almost unfolded before me. Thanks for nothing!
Whenever the conversation, (or rather, monologue) invaded me, I responded as taciturn as possible with a growl on individual words. But that had absolutely no effect. My disinterest bounced off it. This woman nodded sympathetically and always found the right answer.
I sighed deeply. In fact, his voice was warm and somehow I was empathetic. When the service came, he was incredibly attentive, and even made sure we had enough space. "East
His face had changed slightly. Open, sociable, and even pleasantly comforting to me, even if I wanted to or not: My protective armor of ice melted, I could not do anything about it.
Now you could say that what happened there was a real conversation. Then I realized: Laura was very good listener, but on the other hand, had much to say. It was immediately evident that he was an educated woman. From his knowledge of art, culture, philosophy - and that could certainly keep up anywhere, in any conversation. And early or solemn exaggerations, always had a smile on his face. Best of all, even managed to cause occasionally a smile on the staff of the tribulation. It was easy. With its open and positive attitude!
The highlight was when he joked with the hostess when we served lunch. "Look at that! A little chocolate pudding for dessert. I want, but I have to share it with you. Too much chocolate makes me loooooocaaaa "The stewardess could not stop laughing, then Laura took her hand and said." You know you're the best thing that happened to me today Thanks "!
My amazement grew by the minute. How could a man who had a different attitude, spread so positively? Finally, I could not be more and asked him the question I had been burning for a long time: "Have you thought about losing some weight" As soon as those words escaped my lips, I felt the desire to be having captured and swallow once. But Laura responded very relaxed and calm: "No, it's something that my body has worked hard. Moreover, I feel very comfortable as well, why would want to change? "
"But what about the diseases? Do you not fear traffic problems and heart? "I asked with interest. "Oh, I do not care or give a damn! You get sick if you want it, if you're constantly thinking about it, it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Firmly I believe in that. Everywhere we are bombarded with advertising about being thin. Until we get rid of the extra weight we will finally be happy and comfortable with our own skin. But that is a gigantic lie. One should be happy with what it is! And that goes beyond the 90-60-90! Why should I waste time in the gym when I have so many friends around me who love me to 1000? But do not worry ... I have a balanced diet and walk every day. Maybe I'm a big mammal only because that was the plan for me. I can not go against what I am. "
Then the woman took a small sip of red wine: "Furthermore, having such a big heart, I need a big body like to save. And to protect him. Sincerely: Each additional pound you lose, I feel a little lost the joy of living. I firmly believe! "
I went through saliva. Laura's argument was so plausible and convincing, that he could counter my ideas in an efficient way. Then he quipped: "Be yourself. Many people see me as a ball of gauze, as if it were just a huge back, legs and breasts. That is, for men I'm so sexy as athlete's foot. You think I do not realize?. " Laura held her empty wine glass and smiled at the stewardess: "A small sip of this divine drink, please" And when the stewardess approached, Laura said, smiling, "you really do a great job here. Also discuss this with your colleagues, please. "
Then he turned to me: "Deep inside me, I have air model. But I'm so full of energy that just anyone can follow my way. The extra weight is just to stay here at ground level. Otherwise, probably it floats on all who would want that? "
"And what about your love life?" I asked with genuine curiosity, thinking about what I would respond as we had reached a certain degree of mutual trust. "Can I ask you that?" ... He responded with mock indignation: "You're dealing with a happily married woman. Not that I lack offers ... "I said whispering, and we both laughed out loud.
"I love traveling. During the holidays I travel a lot, even I do it alone. Then it occurs to me that I meet men who need to get rid of their problems. Often it happens. Probably because I listen, and that I can contribute a few valuable words for these people. Maybe I should be a therapist rather than teacher! "
Laura paused and looked thoughtfully into space. "Do you know? Things between men and women are complicated to detail as a book with 7 seals, women love men beyond all measure, and call them names always mellow, until you get the first misstep. Then they sprayed with poison and things are no longer as never before. You look at your bank account and you realize that you have stolen ... "
I smiled and felt how is it that this woman brought the conversation to an extent that had never experienced? Analyzing the flight, it had been perfectly normal, next to Laura and entertaining conversation. And I was very excited. Meanwhile, Laura had got half the cabin crew approached us, thank you for your comments. The moment was delicious. And amid all, Laura, who had the right word for each person, with a warm glow that just do not let out.
Finally we came to Berlin and it was time to say goodbye. We shook hands and he said that the time had flown by. So I thank you wholeheartedly. At the same time I remembered the horrible thoughts he had had at the beginning of the flight, and I hated them. The farewell was brief and watched him walk away. Laura went straight to a group of children who were waiting impatiently. When they all greeted her with a massive hug and she leaned to embrace also, I could swear that time stopped for a moment. Then he turned to me and winked.
Now she knew, Laura was by far the most beautiful woman he had known!
Hello! How are you? "The woman smiled as she sat down. And, more than a narrow greeting, it was worse. Her hips were so great that I could hardly sit. I could feel his huge hips against me.
When he could finally settle into the seat, he puts his arm around the central arm rests. All merged with others. Without realizing it, I slipped increasingly into the window. The remaining space is reduced every second. I closed my eyes and turned to the window.
There were no more chances. She leaned toward me and repeated his initial greeting, with a strange, squeaky voice cheerful. He felt his head cast a shadow on my face, and turned carefully.
"Hello," I said with an extra dose of boredom and an unmistakable hint of disgust.
My head was moving back to the window, so I cursed out of me the next two hours of discomfort, tightness and smell of sweat ... With this monster to me!
Then she nudged me with his meaty arm. "My name is Laura and I am from England. And you? Let me guess ... Japan "... So I hate both classic:" Hong Kong "... it was so direct barked back to me.
"Oh I'm sorry. It was my mistake. Sorry. "... The woman stretched his leg ..." If fate has been unleashed to spend the next two hours together, and we should get along, do not you think? "
He waved his hand in circles in front of my face. Reluctantly and without a word, I nodded.
But all these little adversity did not wrest enthusiasm. Quite the contrary ... With great ambition, insisting start a conversation. After two minutes, I knew that was his third flight to Berlin and the visit friends locally made her happy. It also had a list of things I wanted to buy for students in their class. It was an elementary school teacher in Waldorf. His life was almost unfolded before me. Thanks for nothing!
Whenever the conversation, (or rather, monologue) invaded me, I responded as taciturn as possible with a growl on individual words. But that had absolutely no effect. My disinterest bounced off it. This woman nodded sympathetically and always found the right answer.
I sighed deeply. In fact, his voice was warm and somehow I was empathetic. When the service came, he was incredibly attentive, and even made sure we had enough space. "East
His face had changed slightly. Open, sociable, and even pleasantly comforting to me, even if I wanted to or not: My protective armor of ice melted, I could not do anything about it.
Now you could say that what happened there was a real conversation. Then I realized: Laura was very good listener, but on the other hand, had much to say. It was immediately evident that he was an educated woman. From his knowledge of art, culture, philosophy - and that could certainly keep up anywhere, in any conversation. And early or solemn exaggerations, always had a smile on his face. Best of all, even managed to cause occasionally a smile on the staff of the tribulation. It was easy. With its open and positive attitude!
The highlight was when he joked with the hostess when we served lunch. "Look at that! A little chocolate pudding for dessert. I want, but I have to share it with you. Too much chocolate makes me loooooocaaaa "The stewardess could not stop laughing, then Laura took her hand and said." You know you're the best thing that happened to me today Thanks "!
My amazement grew by the minute. How could a man who had a different attitude, spread so positively? Finally, I could not be more and asked him the question I had been burning for a long time: "Have you thought about losing some weight" As soon as those words escaped my lips, I felt the desire to be having captured and swallow once. But Laura responded very relaxed and calm: "No, it's something that my body has worked hard. Moreover, I feel very comfortable as well, why would want to change? "
"But what about the diseases? Do you not fear traffic problems and heart? "I asked with interest. "Oh, I do not care or give a damn! You get sick if you want it, if you're constantly thinking about it, it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Firmly I believe in that. Everywhere we are bombarded with advertising about being thin. Until we get rid of the extra weight we will finally be happy and comfortable with our own skin. But that is a gigantic lie. One should be happy with what it is! And that goes beyond the 90-60-90! Why should I waste time in the gym when I have so many friends around me who love me to 1000? But do not worry ... I have a balanced diet and walk every day. Maybe I'm a big mammal only because that was the plan for me. I can not go against what I am. "
Then the woman took a small sip of red wine: "Furthermore, having such a big heart, I need a big body like to save. And to protect him. Sincerely: Each additional pound you lose, I feel a little lost the joy of living. I firmly believe! "
I went through saliva. Laura's argument was so plausible and convincing, that he could counter my ideas in an efficient way. Then he quipped: "Be yourself. Many people see me as a ball of gauze, as if it were just a huge back, legs and breasts. That is, for men I'm so sexy as athlete's foot. You think I do not realize?. " Laura held her empty wine glass and smiled at the stewardess: "A small sip of this divine drink, please" And when the stewardess approached, Laura said, smiling, "you really do a great job here. Also discuss this with your colleagues, please. "
Then he turned to me: "Deep inside me, I have air model. But I'm so full of energy that just anyone can follow my way. The extra weight is just to stay here at ground level. Otherwise, probably it floats on all who would want that? "
"And what about your love life?" I asked with genuine curiosity, thinking about what I would respond as we had reached a certain degree of mutual trust. "Can I ask you that?" ... He responded with mock indignation: "You're dealing with a happily married woman. Not that I lack offers ... "I said whispering, and we both laughed out loud.
"I love traveling. During the holidays I travel a lot, even I do it alone. Then it occurs to me that I meet men who need to get rid of their problems. Often it happens. Probably because I listen, and that I can contribute a few valuable words for these people. Maybe I should be a therapist rather than teacher! "
Laura paused and looked thoughtfully into space. "Do you know? Things between men and women are complicated to detail as a book with 7 seals, women love men beyond all measure, and call them names always mellow, until you get the first misstep. Then they sprayed with poison and things are no longer as never before. You look at your bank account and you realize that you have stolen ... "
I smiled and felt how is it that this woman brought the conversation to an extent that had never experienced? Analyzing the flight, it had been perfectly normal, next to Laura and entertaining conversation. And I was very excited. Meanwhile, Laura had got half the cabin crew approached us, thank you for your comments. The moment was delicious. And amid all, Laura, who had the right word for each person, with a warm glow that just do not let out.
Finally we came to Berlin and it was time to say goodbye. We shook hands and he said that the time had flown by. So I thank you wholeheartedly. At the same time I remembered the horrible thoughts he had had at the beginning of the flight, and I hated them. The farewell was brief and watched him walk away. Laura went straight to a group of children who were waiting impatiently. When they all greeted her with a massive hug and she leaned to embrace also, I could swear that time stopped for a moment. Then he turned to me and winked.
Now she knew, Laura was by far the most beautiful woman he had known!
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